She : you are in big trouble if your college's principal is having your dad's no. on his speed dial..
Me : & your principal is in big danger if his daughter is having your no. on her speed dial.. :)

Me :
My wish -:
face of ranvir kapoor..


Body of salman khan..


Voice of atif aslam..


Luck of amitabh bachan..


Personality of amir khan..

She : And heart ??

Me : Well this place is blank..
Will u fill it by giving ur heart to me.. :)

She : i use to sleep for 7 hours.
Me : in my case, it is 1 more extra hour.
She : i use to watch tv for 2 hours.
Me : in my case, it is 1 extra hour.
She : i use to meet my friends for 2 hours.
Me : in my case, it is 3 hours.
She : i use to study for 3 hours.
Me : oh! I dont have any time for that.
She : but why??
Me : whr the hell do u think those
extra hours came from?? :)