She : what is life ?
Me : i heard once that you can't choose your family. They are the gift of god & so as you are 4 them.. So life is the journey to make this true.. So start ur journey.. :)

She : u say tht i am ur first and last luv. Then y u were flirting wid othr gals?
Me: yeah. u r my first and last luv. But acc to math rules, thr can b infinite numbrs between the first and last. :-)

She : what is God ?
Me : it is an answer for all those questions which can not b answered or prooved... :)

She : wat is optimism?
Me : thr was a woman, her house was destroyed in a major earthquake. But she was thanking god tht atleast she dont have 2 clean it anymore :)

She : they say you are being overconfident..
Me : no. I m just enough confident to take down their confidence.. :)

She : wat is more difficult, to b a human or to love??
Me : the most difficult thing is to b a gud human to whom evryone luv.. :)

She : hey how am i looking??
Me : just like a doll..
She : how nice?
Me : but out of fashion.. :)

She : wat is a prime minister?
Me : a person who have to sign on the work he never did or never wanted to do.. :)

She : wat is honour?
Me : its an excuse 4 peoples who kill their family members or anyone on the name of it.. :-(

She : wat is patience?
Me : it is god's way of telling tht plz wait.. You are in queue.. :)

She : what is fear?
Me : it is god's way of tellin don't try to b oversmart.. Or i'll kick your a**..

She : what is corruption?
Me : it is an agreement for mutual acceptance.. It can convert bad to gud & wrong to right.. :)