She : you are in big trouble if your college's principal is having your dad's no. on his speed dial..
Me : & your principal is in big danger if his daughter is having your no. on her speed dial.. :)

Me :
My wish -:
face of ranvir kapoor..


Body of salman khan..


Voice of atif aslam..


Luck of amitabh bachan..


Personality of amir khan..

She : And heart ??

Me : Well this place is blank..
Will u fill it by giving ur heart to me.. :)

She : i use to sleep for 7 hours.
Me : in my case, it is 1 more extra hour.
She : i use to watch tv for 2 hours.
Me : in my case, it is 1 extra hour.
She : i use to meet my friends for 2 hours.
Me : in my case, it is 3 hours.
She : i use to study for 3 hours.
Me : oh! I dont have any time for that.
She : but why??
Me : whr the hell do u think those
extra hours came from?? :)

She : Thr is always darkness before the dawn, so if u wanna steal neighbour's news paper, thats the time to do it..
Me : There is always darkness b4 dawn, so if ur neighbour is planning to steal ur news paper, its the best time to catch him.. :)

She : Your mind can b your biggest enemy if u can't control it..
Me : your mind can b your biggest buddy if u let it control yourself.. :)

She : Why should i marry you?
Me : Because i only smile on times when u r wid me, & now i wanna smile for my lifetime.. :)

She : what is life ?
Me : i heard once that you can't choose your family. They are the gift of god & so as you are 4 them.. So life is the journey to make this true.. So start ur journey.. :)

She : u say tht i am ur first and last luv. Then y u were flirting wid othr gals?
Me: yeah. u r my first and last luv. But acc to math rules, thr can b infinite numbrs between the first and last. :-)

She : what is God ?
Me : it is an answer for all those questions which can not b answered or prooved... :)

She : wat is optimism?
Me : thr was a woman, her house was destroyed in a major earthquake. But she was thanking god tht atleast she dont have 2 clean it anymore :)

She : they say you are being overconfident..
Me : no. I m just enough confident to take down their confidence.. :)

She : wat is more difficult, to b a human or to love??
Me : the most difficult thing is to b a gud human to whom evryone luv.. :)

She : hey how am i looking??
Me : just like a doll..
She : how nice?
Me : but out of fashion.. :)

She : wat is a prime minister?
Me : a person who have to sign on the work he never did or never wanted to do.. :)

She : wat is honour?
Me : its an excuse 4 peoples who kill their family members or anyone on the name of it.. :-(

She : wat is patience?
Me : it is god's way of telling tht plz wait.. You are in queue.. :)

She : what is fear?
Me : it is god's way of tellin don't try to b oversmart.. Or i'll kick your a**..

She : what is corruption?
Me : it is an agreement for mutual acceptance.. It can convert bad to gud & wrong to right.. :)

She : i luv 2 walk in rain while cryin coz nobody can see my tears..
Me : i luv 2 walk in rain while cryin coz i think its god's way to whipe my tears n tell me to move on..

She : smething is better than nothing..
Me : nothing is better than anything..

She : Give me a reason 2 b happy & a reason 2 b sad..
Me : i have a common reason 4 both.. Just compare urself to your neighbour.. :)

She : tell me in just one word that u dnt wanna loose me?
Me : Sorry.

She : can u define true love as a game?
Me : True love is a game where evry player play 4 let their openent to win..

She : wat'll u say if u purpose me 4 marriage?
Me : i've decided to make d biggest mistake in my life. Will u b my partner in it?

She : u sent me a msg last nite.. Thr was only one word in d msg 'YOU'.. Why?
Me : i was tryin 2 tell u tht widout 'YOU' my life wud have been empty as tht msg.. Thnk u 4 being in my lyf..

She : everything is fare in love & war..
Me : true but i think that being fare is evrything in love & war..

She : Which is your fav. song ??


Me : It's a song which makes me feel proud to be an indian. it makes me believe that one day we will be the no. 1...

It's our national anthom..

JANN GANN MANN...

SHE & ME :

Happy independence day to all..

She : what is the most imprtant thing to have a success full relation???
Me : sorry.. I can't answer this... :)

She : what to do if u can't reach your destination of life ??
Me : so where evr you've reached, make it your destination.. :)

She : what is the way of controlling any problem in india ??
Me : It's simple. They make it so large that indians bcome used to it. They make it a habbit.. 4 exmple traffic..

Me : which is the most famous book?
She : harry potter.
Me : Nopes.
She : then Lord of the rings..
Me : nhi yar. It's FACEBOOK.. :)

She : wat if i accept ur proposal?
Me : to tumhari zindgi barbaad ho jayegi aur meri aabad..

She : hey look at party. Evryone is enjoyin but u r not. Wat's wrong wid u?
Me : Partner..

She : give me a line which makes me happy wen m sad & sad wen m happy..
Me : this time will fly..

Me : hey, wat's d diffrnce between A boy & gal's thinking?
She : Gals think a lot b4 saying & boys say a lot then think panga le liya yar..

She : if u luv me then y not u asking me 4 marriage..
Me : coz it need two persons 2 marry. Now tell me whose the 2nd in us.. We both r one..

She : which is d mst memorable moment f ur life.
Me : it's each n evry moment wen i was wid u, i am wid u n i'll b wid u...

Me : what is ur motto?
She : don't wurry, be happy.
She : and wat bout urs?
Me : do wurry, don't b sad..

'She' & 'Me' : hi frnds. Today we don't have any quotes & line 4 u. We js wanna wish u on a vry vry special ocassion. It's a day dedicated to the strongest, most nice & humble relation. FRIENDSHIP.. We wish u a happy n joyful frndshp day n hope u'll make us your frnds. Happy friendship day frnds..

Me : can u tell me which is the most pessimist thing in d world?

She : yup. It's dictionary..
where death comes b4 life. Loosing comes b4 winning.
Even negative comes b4 positive..

She : if i give a chance to lie me only once, wat will b the lie u'll tell me?
Me : i never lied wid u, & i will never lie wid u..

She writes : i didn't stopped loving you, i just stopped showing it..


Me : when i started loving you, you just stopped showing your love 2 me..

Me : this tym i saw a dream, dere was a queue of trees, sme were marked n sme were not. Y?


She : tht was ur lyf. Wen u were happy i put a mark thr.

Me : but wen i was sad y u din't put a mark thn?

She : coz tht tym i was holding ur hand to ease ur pain..

She : last nite I saw a dream. There was beach & some footprints. somewhere two pairs. somewhere single pair.
What's that?


Me : It was your life & footprints were of both of us.
When you were happy two footprints and when you were sad the single footprints.

She : oh. It means you were not with me when i was sad.

Me : no my dear. The footprints were mine.. Bcoz when you were sad I was holding you in My Arms..

Me : do u knw nobody is perfect.


She : really? But i knw sme1 who is vry much perfect in work.

Me : who??

She : its our mother nature..

She : tell me smething which makes me extremely happy n shocked too..


Me : u still luk like a 16 yr gal n these r my last words..

She : smetimes i m confused y i started luving u ?


Me : Gr8 works always start like this.

No intention. Only confusion..

She : why u luv me so much?


Me : Bcoz I knw how much 'U' luv me n m js returning a small part of it.
Now i m glad that it means so much to u..

Me : wat is true luv?


She : hmm.. Thr is no specific answr 4 this.
Sme say it's luving sme1 truly, sme say loose urself 4 sme1 else.
But i think it's smething which is easy to feel n express but impossible 2 define.